poniedziałek, 4 maja 2009

Dowcipy po angielsku

Adam and God were walking in the garden one day. Adam asked God, "why did you make Eve so beautiful?" God said, "Adam, so that you would love Eve." Adam, "But, why did you make her so stupid?" God, "So that she would love you."

What is always coming but never arrives?
Tommorow.


Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect !


What do angels dance to?
Soul music.


Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Getting old is when you sleep in a different place to your teeth.

Have you heard about the blonde who took her computer to a doctor because it had a virus?

Laziness is the habit of taking a rest before you get tired.

What keys are furry?
Monkeys.


What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate clauses.


How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.


po walijsku

W Walii i okolicach wszystkie informacje i ostrzeżenia podawane są po angielsku i walijsku. Tutaj przykład znaku, gdzie po walijsku czytamy: "Nie ma mnie teraz w biurze. Proszę przesłać wszelkie zlecenia do tłumaczenia".

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